I feel like a speed bump

Sometimes I hold people back and sometimes I just get ran over. Anyway its a day to day battle with this boring sorry town. I think a certain group put it best... "If I told you this was killing me, would you stop?"

Thursday, September 23, 2004

This is why I'm Single....

So, Im chatting on the computer due to pure boredism, and this unknown person sends me an instant message. Let me give you a little background on my life first, Im a tad "sheltered" as some certain person called me, which I thought she was wrong but I now know shes definately right. Im gullable to a point and even though im open minded I havent expereienced much outside of this town. On with the story, so I look at this charming dudes profile on yahoo, he's hot, total hot grad stud from Ohio. What the hell is he doing talking to me? He's a Notre Dame fan, I'm in love. He snowboards, is into music blah blah blah.....this is where it gets good. He asks me my interests, of course I tell him music, reading, painting etc. I ask the same and do you know what his reply was? Of course you dont, but youre about to find out. His interests are getting hurt by girls. Yes hes totally into dominant women, and hes always up for a good nut kicking. At first I laughed it off, it had to be a joke, but when he asked to clean my house naked and then be kicked in the nuts for not cleaning it the right way I was a lil disturbed. How can this gorgeous 24 yr old grad student from down south be so into this? WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM? Little do I know after I research this a little thanks to Google.com he's not the only one. To my surprise there are a lot of men out there wanting this kind of abuse form women, why? Im not sure. So here's my advice to all the single girls just starting to date someone new, kick them in the nuts just once if he begs for more drop him, unless you like that kind of stuff. More power to you young studly grad, but you will meet your match one day after you get done cleaning a house and Helga rams your nuts up to your nose.

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